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-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GMC > $ d- s: a C++ U P L E- W N * o + K- w
O M V-- PS+++ PE Y PGP+ t 5?! X- R v- b+++
DI- D G e h! r+++ y+ z++
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

Geek: GMC
I'm a geek of mass communications.
Dress: d-
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
Shape: s:
I'm the height of an average geek.I'm as round as an average geek.
Age: a
I'm between 30 and 39.
Computers: C++
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
Unix: U
Perl: P
I know Perl exists, but that's all.
Linux: L
I know what Linux is, but that's about all.
Emacs: E-
Emacs is just too big and bloated for my tastes.
Web: W
I have a browser and a connection. Occasionally I'll use them.
Usenet: N
Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.
Usenet Oracle: o
I've submitted a question, but it has never been incarnated.
Kibo: K-
I don't know who Kibo is.
Windows: w
Ok, so I use MS Windows. I don't have to like it.
OS/2: O
I finally managed to get OS/2 installed but wasn't too terribly impressed.
Macintosh: M
I use a mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.
VMS: V--
I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than suffer the agony of working with VMS. It's reminiscent of a dead and decaying pile of moose droppings. Unix rules the universe.
Politics-Social: PS+++
Legalize drugs! Abolish the government. "Fuck the draft!"
Politics-Economic: PE
Distrust both government and business.
Cypherpunks: Y
I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue.
PGP: PGP+
"Finger me for my public key"
Trek: t
It's just another TV show.
Babylon 5: 5?!
_Unknown babylon5 code ?!_
X-Files: X-
It's ok if you like paranoia and conspiracy stories, but, let's face it, it's crap.
Roleplaying: R
Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon. Unknown code v!
?: v-
????
Books: b+++
I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
Dilbert: DI-
Is that the comic about the engineers?
DOOM!: D
I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.
Geek Code: G
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
Education: e
Finished High School
Housing: h!
I am stuck living with my parents!
Relationships: r+++
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
Sex[m]: y+
I've had real, live sex.
Sex[?]: z+++
I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.

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